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Post by flame on Mar 12, 2011 3:28:47 GMT
After punching a mountain for three weeks, you pass out. Later, you wake up to the morning sunshine. You slowly get up. Revealing your ripped shirt, showing off your big sweaty abs and chest. The mountain has a huge hole right in the center. You have no idea how it's still standing. You take off your weights to give you some breathing room. You drop the weights, and as they fall to the ground, time goes in slow motion. Once they hit the ground, the world splits in half. Killing you and the world.
Game over
Is what would have happened, had you not placed a seal on your weights. You start walking away from the mountain field. You decide to take a nap. You wake up again, eat some raw meat, train, then go back to sleep. You do this routine for about a month. Now you're bored.
A. Go try and solo a village.
B. Same as A, but use a village buster, then run away.
C. Go try and solo a village with your bare hands.
D. Go fight crime.
E. Sneak into a Kage's office and assassinate him.
F. Sneak into a Kage's office and pull a prank on him.
G. Come up with something to do.
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Post by Bazooka_Rose_Penguin on Mar 12, 2011 3:31:36 GMT
E
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Post by impatience on Mar 12, 2011 9:22:49 GMT
F
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Post by syco on Mar 12, 2011 12:46:33 GMT
E
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Post by overtninja on Mar 12, 2011 17:17:55 GMT
G become Batman.
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Post by dragonfantasy on Mar 12, 2011 17:23:39 GMT
E.
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Post by flame on Mar 12, 2011 17:23:57 GMT
Vote for a village to go to as well
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Post by overtninja on Mar 12, 2011 17:28:03 GMT
Hidden sound village probably has the most criminals.
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Post by overtninja on Mar 12, 2011 17:59:37 GMT
E to the hidden cloud, but don't sneak in, bust through the wall and have a manly fight with the Raikage.
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Post by flame on Mar 12, 2011 18:36:47 GMT
Time for an assassination. You decide to head to the cloud village. You heard there are real manly men there. Men you can take all night. No homo.
Using your speed, it doesn't take you that long to get there. You henge and try to sneak into the village. The alarm goes off and you're surrounded by 10 ninja.
"Just as planned" you say. You clap your hand together and the ninja are blown away. They slowly start to get up, but you're already behind them.
"Mountain PUNCH" A mountain appears on top of them and you punch it. You continue on. Buildings and civilians are passed by. You can feel you're about to be surrounded. A man with a giant sword appears in front of you.
"I cannot allow you to continue." He performs some seals "White Lightning panther!" A very scrawny piece of lightning slowly runs towards you.
"Mountain KICK" A mountain appears on top of the lightning and you kick it. You appear in front of the man. He draws his sword and makes a diagonal slash. You stand still and tank it with your chest. Holy s*** that stings, but you look so badass right now. You flex your pecs and break the sword in half.
You quickly punch the man in the gut and send him flying until he's out of sight. You bask in your awesomeness. Lightning comes under your feet as you're distracted. It shocks you and paralyzes you. The men all release lightning attacks form their hands. All in the shape of animals. You see a tiger, a lion, a chicken, a dragon, a rat, and a dog.
A. Try to clap your hands together.
B. Use your mighty Pecs Flex.
C. Try to move your muscles in such a complex/genius way that you bypass the paralization.
D. Use sheer will power to break free.
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Post by overtninja on Mar 12, 2011 19:07:59 GMT
B.
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Post by syco on Mar 12, 2011 23:30:12 GMT
C
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Post by Bazooka_Rose_Penguin on Mar 12, 2011 23:46:49 GMT
B
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Post by overtninja on Mar 13, 2011 0:02:12 GMT
Changing vote to C
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Post by dragonfantasy on Mar 13, 2011 1:14:33 GMT
B.
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Post by giga on Mar 13, 2011 1:19:19 GMT
B
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Post by overtninja on Mar 13, 2011 18:06:04 GMT
I was hoping C would lead to some kind of dance.
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Post by flame on Mar 15, 2011 3:12:07 GMT
"I am not about to be beat by fodder!" The jutsu close up on you. Just as they're about to hit, you flex your muscular pecs and a wave of force surrounds you're entire body, erasing the jutsu.
Feeling in your body comes back. You blitz the men in front and hit them with a barrage of punches. You can sense more men coming your way.
You quickly dash full sprint towards the kage building. Not sparing one moment to look at the buildings around you. You arrive in front of the kage building and make a seal. The second you walk in, you're jumped by three men. One stabs you through the heart. The clone poofs and turns into a mini mountain, crushing the men. You burst through the mountain from the outside.
Trying to push your legs to the limit, you start running through the building, killing any ninja in your way. In a matter of seconds, you're in front of the Raikage's office.
Two doors stand before you. The one on the left has the letter "C" written on it, with the phrase "meh" under it in small red letters. The one on the right has the letters "GF" written on it, with the phrase "Real men only" under it in small red letters.
A. Go through the C door.
B. Go through the GF door.
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Post by impatience on Mar 15, 2011 11:12:19 GMT
B
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Post by syco on Mar 15, 2011 14:02:06 GMT
A
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Post by giga on Mar 15, 2011 21:06:39 GMT
B
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Post by overtninja on Mar 15, 2011 22:44:08 GMT
B
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Post by syco on Mar 16, 2011 11:34:55 GMT
Changing to B, been paranoid about trick answers lately lol  |
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Post by flame on Mar 17, 2011 22:17:35 GMT
Update coming tonight.
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Post by flame on Mar 17, 2011 23:08:04 GMT
Never mind, updating now with gfaqs raikage.
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