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Post by Forte on Feb 18, 2011 3:10:48 GMT
A please. Let's rock this thing.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 18, 2011 3:13:36 GMT
Oh, my bad, I get what you're saying. Yeah, I'm disregarding his vote. A + B wasnt an option
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 18, 2011 3:14:14 GMT
But with Forte's vote, thats a lock for A
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Post by Bazooka_Rose_Penguin on Feb 18, 2011 3:20:49 GMT
C
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 18, 2011 3:33:19 GMT
"I'll take Choji, if that's okay, ma'am."
"So polite," she says. "Choji it is. The exams are in just a week. Do what you have to do to prepare."
"Yes ma'am." You turn to leave.
"Oh, wait! I almost forgot. Here's a uniform, if you want it." She tosses you a sleeveless black shirt and some black ninja pants. She also pulls out some headbands. One is short, one is long, and one is a bandana.
"Thank you," you say.
"Why don't you just try it on now, in case it doesn't fit? I'll turn the other way." You put on the shirt and the pants and she turns around.
"Fits just fine."
"I'll say..." she goes on to say something under her breath. "If I were 40 years younger..."
"40 years? No way."
"Yeah... it's true. I'm in my 50's," she sighs.
"What, is that a henge or something?"
"No, it's my real body. I'm a medical specialist."
"Oh!"
1. Wear the regular headband around your head 2. Wear the long headband sideways like Zabuza 3. Wear the bandana(frontwards or backwards) 4. Wear the regular one on your arm. 5. Wear the long one normally on your head (If you have another suggestion, suggest it, dont take the liberty of voting for a non existing choice)
A. Tell Tsunade you don't care about her age. B. Just head back to Sakura's and eat.
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Post by giga on Feb 18, 2011 3:35:34 GMT
2.
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Post by giga on Feb 18, 2011 3:35:44 GMT
No comment on her age.
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Post by Forte on Feb 18, 2011 3:38:07 GMT
I'd like for us to wear it like a belt if possible. Otherwise, 2A please.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 18, 2011 3:38:29 GMT
So, does that mean you're voting B? giga
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Post by bluebomb on Feb 18, 2011 3:52:40 GMT
I'm aboard now. 3 vote like our Uncle Genma.
And isn't Sakura like...15...? >.>
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Post by Yushinoki on Feb 18, 2011 3:54:06 GMT
And we're 16 if I'm not mistaken.
2A
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Post by Forte on Feb 18, 2011 4:02:53 GMT
I'm aboard now. 3 vote like our Uncle Genma. And isn't Sakura like...15...? >.> I think the gist of it is field, grass, play ball, etc. Also, fiction.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 18, 2011 4:07:33 GMT
Isnt she 16? Not that its a huge difference, just wondering. And Takeshi is 17
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 18, 2011 4:54:23 GMT
"Miss Tsunade..."
"Yes, Takeshi?" she replies sweetly.
"I, for one, am of the opinion that beauty takes precedence over age," you say.
"What are you implying, young man?" she says, her expression turning serious. She stands up and walks over to you. "Such nerve, hitting on an older woman like that... and the hokage, no less. Have you no shame?"
"Hey... you hit first," you defend.
"Oh, cheeky, are we? You're a bad boy, Takeshi. You'll have to be punished." She walks over to the door, locks it, and winks at you. "Let's make this quick, no? I've got work to do."
After a nearly fully clothed quickie, you grab the long headband and tie it on sideways. You hair is now completely messy, but judging by your reflection in the window, it looks good that way.
"Thank you for your time," you say.
"No, thank you... that looks good on you, by the way. But, don't expect any special treatment. I've got to be fair, you know."
"I don't expect any," you say as you walk out the door. Man, two different girls in one day. A few years back, this would have been a wet dream. Who'd have thought it would become a reality? Your lust is still not satisfied! But, Sakura is likely waiting on you to eat.
A. Head back to Sakura's to eat and rest up. B. Search the village for more women.(Choose)
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Post by Forte on Feb 18, 2011 4:56:49 GMT
Oh. Well...that was easy.
A then.
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Post by overtninja on Feb 18, 2011 10:48:00 GMT
A.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 18, 2011 16:53:16 GMT
You decide just to go back to Sakura's place. No need for another episode if you show up too late. You find the door unlocked and enter. You're just in time, Sakura is setting up the food.
"How'd it go?" she asks, not looking up.
"I'm in," you say. "It'll be me, you, and Choji on a team." She flooks up and smiles.
"I'll try my best! Oh, nice outfit."
"Thanks. Anyway, I'm out of a job for a week, at least," you say, taking your place and getting ready to eat. Sakura does the same.
"Dig in! Don't worry about the place to stay. You're more than welcome here."
"Thanks a lot, Sakura. Honestly, I'm a little surprised you're so okay with it," you say as you begin to eat your rice.
"Yeah... maybe I'm not as pathetic as you think I am..." she says, looking down at her food. She looks like a mixture of angry and hurt. Pathetic? Yeah, she always was. A little follower, obsessed over a guy who didn't give two shits. She was smart as hell, but she was ashamed of it. You used to think it was cute when she raised her hand and answered all the questions matter-of-factly. She cut it out, though. It wasn't cool to be smart, so she just modeled herself after Ino. Still, who are you to judge? You were probably the most pathetic bastard around. You finally got your shit together, so that gives you the right to judge everyone else? You'd work on that, though it may not come too easily. She glances up at you, and her eyes look a little moist.
"Sakura, I'm sorry about what I said," you apologize. "You're not pathetic."
"Yes I am..." she corrects. "I've always been useless. I thought that learning to become a medic would somehow change that, but look at me now. I've been training under one of the sannin for christ's sake, and I still have yet to pass the chuunin exam."
"Sannin?" you ask. The name sounds familiar.
"Three legendary ninja. Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru."
"I see."
"Tsunade has been training me for a long time now, and what do I have to show for it? It's not like she's been going easy, either. She's really rough."
"You can say that again..."
"Huh?"
"What?"
"...anyway... maybe it's best you request a new partner... I'll just drag you down." Hmph! Drag you down? They could put you on a team with a toddler and a pregnant mom and you'd ace those exams.
A. Comfort her, reassuring that you'll make sure she passes this year(++Sakura points) B. Just go to sleep on the couch. You don't want to bother with this. C. Just go to sleep in her bed. You don't want to bother with this.(+Sakura) D. Tell her you'll definitely try to change the team.(--Sakura)
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 18, 2011 16:55:45 GMT
Yes, borrowing kisatchi and giga's relationship point choice thingies
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Post by giga on Feb 18, 2011 17:04:43 GMT
A
We have a responsibility to help Konoha. After all, we wasted tax payer's money by failing the academy 3 times.
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Post by Yushinoki on Feb 18, 2011 17:04:58 GMT
A
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Post by perfectcell34 on Feb 18, 2011 18:05:41 GMT
A. Just to be nice and get some poon.
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Post by overtninja on Feb 18, 2011 18:06:41 GMT
Wait I thought our quest was to mac as many women as possible during our road to manhood? Or do you guys wanna stay with just Sakura?
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 18, 2011 18:07:39 GMT
You can become good friends with a girl without being stuck with her. It's not girlfriend points, its relationship points in general. Like if they like you or hate you.
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Post by overtninja on Feb 18, 2011 18:13:36 GMT
ooh ok then. Voting A, D feels like too much of a dick move even for Sakura.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 18, 2011 20:17:22 GMT
You get up and sit next to Sakura, putting an arm around her.
"You're not useless," you reassure. "We'll get it this time, I'll make sure of it."
"No, I really am. You'd be much better off without me."
"I'm not going to trade you off, Sakura. Trust me, we'll do great." She smiles.
"Okay... I trust you. I'm getting tired, though. Want to come to bed?" You do. For the next week, you just kind of laze around at Sakura's. You check for Genma a few times but he's still not back. Finally, the day of the exams come. You and Sakura leave the house and meet up with Choji.
"Hey, Sakura!" he says, then turns his attention to you. "Are you gonna be our partner? Nice to meet you!"
"You've met," Sakura says. You shake his hand.
"Now way... is that... Takeshi?" he asks.
"That's right," you say.
"Wow... you're really fit!" he says. He almost looks disappointed. "I'm a little jealous."
"There's nothing wrong with the way you look, Choji," you reassure. Child's play, a smile spreads across his face.
"Thanks! Anyway, should we get this show on the road?"
"God idea," Sakura says. "Time to meet the other teams... follow me."
"Just how many other teams are there?" you ask.
"There are teams from all over the place, not just Konoha," Sakura explains.
"Did you guys hear about the team from Takigakure? They're supposed to be bad news," Choji says.
"I've heard... word is, the team leader is like Naruto," Sakura says.
"A jinchuuriki?" You ask. You don't even know what Takigakure is.
"That's right, dad says Taki is a group not to mess with... and if they've got a jinchuuriki, maybe it's best we steer clear of them," Choji says.
"What do they look like?" you ask.
"They have a waterfall emblem on their headbands. Looks more like two lightning bolts," Sakura explains. You walk into a large building and Sakura leads you straight past a couple of guys guarding a room. She leads you straight through a wall, a pretty shoddy disguise for a set of stairs.
"It's the same thing every time," Choji says. If it's the same thing every time, why do they keep failing? You think to ask, but decide it would come across as kind of dick. The three of you enter a large auditorium with a lot of people in it. Ninjas from many different places.
"It's pretty ironic that we have a 'sound' village participating again this year, isn't it, Choji?" Sakura asks.
"Yeah, it was pretty suspicious at first. Turns out, it's a different kind of 'sound'."
You continue to look around the room. There you spot some people with the Taki headbands Sakura described. There are six of them. Three of them decked out in all black, with masks and hoods. All you can make out is their eyeballs. Two of them are just total badasses. A guy and a girl. The man is buff as all hell, wearing just some baggy black pants and a belt across his chest with kunais all across. He has a large scar stretching from underneath his eye to over the side of his lip. The woman has short, dark hair, a black jacket that reaches the ground, buttoned except at the top, revealing ample cleavage. She also has a scar, over one of her eyes. Looks like she lost it. Last, a little ways away, is a girl with a hair-clip, arm sleeves, a shirt that ends right under her breasts, and a skirt that rides as low as possible. She faces away from the others, resting her chin in her hand.
"Huh, doesn't look like much competition. Maybe it would be quicker if I just killed them all now. What do you think, boss?" he asks with venom in his voice. Obviously, he doesn't respect the team leader. The woman looks at the girl and laughs. She just ignores them. You make eye contact with her, smile, and wave. She points to herself and mouths 'me?'. You nod, and she smiles shyly.
"Hey, Sakura, Choji! Come here!" a familiar voice calls. It must be Ino.
"Come on, Takeshi," Sakura says. "We're gonna go talk to the rest of the Konoha guys."
A. Go talk to the Taki ninja. B. Go with Sakura and Choji to meet the others. C. Make the rounds, checking out some of the other ninjas nearby.
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