Are you tired of being "a nice guy"?
Apr 27, 2011 20:35:45 GMT
Post by giga on Apr 27, 2011 20:35:45 GMT
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Do you find yourself wanting to be more up front with how you really think of people?
Do you just want to be a super asshole?
Well, look no further! Introducing Assholeology! "Assholeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way - and Getting Away with it", the book, first requires you know how to read. Secondly, it helps you get rid of all those "nice guy habits" your parents worked so hard to instill in you from a young and tender age. Makes a great present. A proper how-to guide to survive in the 21st century, it will not only help you survive in the corporate oligarchy that is devouring world governments, but will prove necessary when zombies rise from the dead.
Don't get caught gawking helplessly at the undead! Buy it now!
"I was so impressed, I bought the company!"
-Ardal Aburame
