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Post by someclown911 on Feb 20, 2011 4:49:46 GMT
C. Maybe we'll find a more interesting character to hang out with
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Post by Forte on Feb 20, 2011 4:53:20 GMT
Who are we suggesting?
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 20, 2011 5:01:29 GMT
Ummm.... Darui, or maybe the raikage's assistant frequents this bar too
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Post by Forte on Feb 20, 2011 5:03:03 GMT
Darui and C/Shi.
Or maybe Atsui. /troll
I'll have them show up somewhere if you guys want, but Darui's kind of OP for at least this part of the story.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 20, 2011 5:11:50 GMT
Oh, I see. Did I mention that the raccoon can disguise himself as an attractive human of either gender for short periods of time? Must have slipped my mind.
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Post by Forte on Feb 20, 2011 5:13:40 GMT
Hm. I'm going to allow this. Probably have the disguise be mainly a guy though. If this is okay with y'all
Or a girl as well. Assuming you guys are into that sort of thing. I'll make it a little girl as well. /ahaha
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Post by vegeta on Feb 20, 2011 5:19:49 GMT
Aw man, clown. Don't be like Kishi.
Voting B3 - Persuade her to come along. Split any profit 50/50 you make out of it with her.
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Post by Forte on Feb 20, 2011 6:27:47 GMT
Hm. Vote merge go?
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 20, 2011 6:31:20 GMT
Okay, okay. Stick with Samui. Yeah, he can be a man. I just mentioned woman because I thought you were into that. Got your Ino update, btw, as you requested it.
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Post by Forte on Feb 20, 2011 6:34:09 GMT
Got. Enjoyed.
And I am into that, so yeah. More women for all and etc. Update incoming.
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Post by vegeta on Feb 20, 2011 6:35:08 GMT
I like women. The more, the merrier, in my opinion.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 20, 2011 6:39:29 GMT
Well, if wemre getting a female party member, Komrade should turn into a man, no?
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Post by Forte on Feb 20, 2011 6:49:02 GMT
"Hey, Samui. Won't you come with me on my journey? I could use the help, and...well, you're really cool, and I think we'd get along great."
"Hm..."
"I'll split the profits 50/50, no problem."
"Nah," she waves a hand. "Not interested in money."
"Oh...I see." You down another glass of rum, disappointed. Seemed like she wasn't going to-
"But I'd be happy to kick some ass, if you'd have me along."
"Would I ever! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" You step over and hug her tightly - man, she was stacked - in celebration.
"It's no problem at all...we just have to stay cool."
"Right. Got it."
"Our first target is just a few blocks north of this bar. One of the Outer Planets, Pluto...though rumour has it that she's going to be expelled from the group because of some discrepancies..."
"Whatever. We'll kick her ass and find our next target."
"Sounds like a plan."
You down one last glass of rum before exiting the bar, Samui in tow.
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As you reach Pluto's building where her massive penthouse suite is located, you notice a lot of armed people coming towards you. There was a way to sneak in, but you'd need a distraction...although, you could get a feel for battle with all of these poor bastards coming through. Maybe some loot as well.
"How well can you fight?"
"Not a shinobi, but I can kick ass properly."
"Well, consider this your test run before Pluto, if you want. Otherwise, I can run a distraction for you." Samui draws a standard katana from her side. "Up to you."
You nod and reach into your cleavage to pull out Komrade. "Hey, sleepy-head. Time for battle."
"Of course, mistress. Is according to your will."
"Somebody's gonna get messed up," you say a little too happily.
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a) Sneak in and head up to confront Pluto. Samui would screen you.
b) Time to style on these fools. And rob them blind, of course.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 20, 2011 7:01:16 GMT
B, no question
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Post by vegeta on Feb 20, 2011 7:11:21 GMT
B Vote
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Post by Forte on Feb 20, 2011 7:50:00 GMT
"Time to show them why I'm the head bitch in charge."
You find a few shuriken and throw them at an incoming wave of shinobi...deflected easily. Damn! Plan B. Kunai.
...Deflected again. Damn! Plan C.
"Komrade. Roast these fools."
"Is easy. I use flame, watch." He stands up and breathes in before letting out a huge fireball in the shape of a dragon's head. It takes out an entire swath of enemies in one strike.
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn," you say. Yes, exactly like that.
"Standard issue, is the usual type of flame. But I've been wrong before, things can be new."
"So sexy...okay, my turn!" You rush in, this time holding onto a kunai and planning to slash up people with it. Plan D.
Success! Your strength allows you to cut through a thick wall of soldiers with your kunai, and you gracefully move your body to dodge attacks one after the other...you imagined how amazing your body must have looked while fighting. You bite your lip in arousal at that thought.
By the time you snap out of it, all of the men around you are dead. Samui's on the other side, yawning as she casually slices through enemy after enemy, her katana charged with electricity. So fucking cool.
You take another kunai out for a grand total of two. Then you get another idea...putting one in your teeth. Now you looked like a ferocious motherfucker.
"Here I come!" you shout, and you do indeed come at them with intensity. You can see some of your hair fanning out around you...the sun was hitting it, and it was turning blue. The shinobi around you had a look of fear in their eyes as you butchered them, not one by one, but in entire groups, your blue eyes as cold as ice as you stare them all down hungrily, like a lioness looking for her next meal.
You get the idea to go into spins at some points while you're hacking away at these poor, poor bastards, and you cut through them like an F5 tornado on crack. There was blood everywhere, on your chest, on your face, your arms and legs, and dripping down from your hair....
One more. He crawls backwards into the building behind him as he looks up at you...his worst nightmare.
"Please, spare me?" Sounded like a question. Would you? Maybe.
"Tell me what you know."
"She's up there! She probably knows by now that someone's here, after her..."
"Thanks."
"Would you-" He screams as you stomp on his arm, breaking it. A kunai drops from his now useless hand.
"Naughty, naughty." You drop the kunai from your teeth, and just before it falls onto him, you balance it by the point on your boot.
"Bad boys get punished. Right?"
You flip it upwards before stomping it right through his heart.
"Right."
Komrade finds you, and Samui makes her way over after finishing up. You all enter the building together.
Oh, a trap. But what kind?
"Shit....not cool." Samui finds a screen that reads 30 minutes, and it starts to count down.
"I see we have guests."
A large, pale-skinned man blocks your way up the stairs. He has a lantern hanging off of his belt, and what looks like a staff strapped to his back.
"Who the fuck might you be?"
"Many call me Charon. All call me the Messenger of Death."
You chuckle before laughing like a maniac.
"Oh, I see! I guess it's settled, then. Whatever message you have..."
You place another kunai in your teeth. "You'll have to return to sender, bitch."
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a) Have Samui lead in.
b) Have Komrade lead in.
c) Screw it, you'd solo this bastard.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 20, 2011 8:24:22 GMT
A. I fucking love Komrade. Whoever dreamed him up is a damn genius. Your execution is pro, too.
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Post by Forte on Feb 20, 2011 8:55:46 GMT
"Samui, can you lead in?"
"Yeah...I've got this." Her hands move in a blur and she finishes with them together.
"Lightning Clone Jutsu." Two more Samuis appear beside her, each with a charged up katana. They nod to each other before rushing in full speed.
Charon takes his staff out and and swings quickly. All three women dodge easily and chop at the staff, but nothing happens. He hits one with the staff and a strange blue light travels down it, hitting her and having her explode into blue flames. A current of electricity flows down the staff as 'Samui' is destroyed. He freezes up, paralyzed.
"Is time for critical blow." Komrade puts his hands on either side of his head and goes into a wicked spin, like a wheel. He then bursts into flame and revs right at Charon, with the two Samuis leaping clear. An explosion of flame erupts as the spinning Komrade flies backwards and lands beside you.
The big man doesn't seem too phased, however. He slams his staff into the ground, and you notice something happening...
"Fuck...the guys outside," Samui says. You turn your head and notice them coming back to life...trying to get into the building. In front of you were several corporeal-looking warriors with swords and shields.
"Oh, fuck you. Really, fuck you, you prissy little bitch. Komrade, can you handle yourself?"
"Perhaps. May need recharge for efficiency after long battle with fodder."
"Okay...Samui?"
"It's cool...I can handle these guys," she says in that sexy, impassive tone of hers.
"Okay, then. Here I come again..." Your blue eyes empty of all emotion as you move towards the armor-clad warriors. You notice several blue flames around Charon...you ignore them as you embrace the killing intent inside of you. Your body becomes an instrument of death as you whirl through the soldiers of the underworld, the blood from earlier still fresh on your face. Stabbing through armors and cutting through shields...all child's play before your might. The defeated warriors turn to dust at your back as you move.
"Is this all? I'll make sure to kill you, then!" The pure flow of murderous passion subsides for a moment, and you rush through your opening towards Charon. The blue orbs of flame shoot towards you.
"Mistress. Assistance is needed?"
"Perhaps."
You stare down the attack coming at you.
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a) Dodge to safety.
b) Man the fuck up. Break through and smash Charon's head in.
1. Have Komrade follow you and back up your attack as best as he could.
2. He'd be better at full power, so let him rest with you for a few moments...you could handle yourself until then.
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Post by impatience on Feb 20, 2011 12:59:27 GMT
straight up B, no need for 1 nor 2 unless he survives getting his head smashed in, right?
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 20, 2011 14:42:41 GMT
um... A2. That way we dont die. Im enjoying this.
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Post by impatience on Feb 20, 2011 14:53:53 GMT
um... A2. That way we dont die. Im enjoying this. I'm enjoying it too, but I doubt we'll die here, since This isn't really serious business, it'll be governed mostly by lulz and rule of cool.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 20, 2011 15:01:01 GMT
Its a trap!
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Post by vegeta on Feb 20, 2011 15:46:56 GMT
A2 vote
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Post by impatience on Feb 20, 2011 15:59:12 GMT
You guys... don't... want to man up? Everything I know is a lie!
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 20, 2011 16:02:16 GMT
The mc is a woman, she literally cant man up
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