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Post by Forte on Feb 22, 2011 7:08:28 GMT
Almost as planned.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 22, 2011 7:12:52 GMT
Sorry, no trollan today!
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Post by Forte on Feb 22, 2011 7:15:48 GMT
End of updates until afternoon. /troll
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 22, 2011 7:20:48 GMT
going to bed anyway /anti-troll
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Post by Forte on Feb 22, 2011 7:23:42 GMT
Well played You win this round.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 22, 2011 7:43:21 GMT
Thank you. You were an admirable opponent.
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Post by impatience on Feb 22, 2011 12:39:16 GMT
It's my turn, now! A! : P
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Post by vegeta on Feb 22, 2011 15:30:31 GMT
Well.... At least I can get my second best vote....
Change to A vote
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 22, 2011 15:49:21 GMT
You guys are so lame... but maybe you're right. We need to upgrade the BTS Sakura
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Post by overtninja on Feb 22, 2011 19:43:21 GMT
A
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Post by Forte on Feb 23, 2011 1:05:47 GMT
"Samui...she's all yours."
"That's fine..." She pulls back her katana and grabs Pluto by her neck, lifting her up into the air.
"Guess your soul's mine, then. I'd say that I was sorry, but...you're a bitch, so I'm not."
"It's...not over! Persephone! Come to me!"
The flower covered coffin from earlier opens, and a young girl steps out, her hair a golden blonde and decorated with flowers on one side. Her eyes are a light red and seem empty, but apparently, she's not under anyone's control. She wears an immaculately white dress that sweeps the floor as she walks.
"Darling! I'm so glad to see you!"
"What is...going on?" she asks in a soft voice.
"These bad people, they're hurting your mistress!"
"Mistress?" She tilts her head to one side. "Who is?"
"Me! It's me, of course!"
"Nani...? Katsumi-nee said I belonged to her."
"Katsumi? What? I don't understand, I sent her to you so that you'd break her!"
"...Break?"
You laugh at Pluto as she looks on in despair. "You should have done your homework on my sister, retard! You didn't know that she was the biggest pervert ever? Come, now. If you sent your precious Persephone to 'break' my sister, I guess we know what happened. Katsumi had a way of bending anyone she wanted to her will...if you know what I mean."
"What...no! Nonononono!"
"Samui...guess it's time."
She reaches into the other girl's chest and pulls out her soul before dropping her to the floor. You notice that somehow, she's still breathing and her hair has turned black. She yawns and comes to her senses, looking as if she had been sleeping for ages.
"...Hm."
"'Sup?" you say.
"Nothin'. You killed the other me, huh."
"I guess so."
"S'fine. I'm gonna go to sleep."
"Wait, no questions?"
"Nah. Use this place to crash and whatnot. See you."
"What time are you gonna be up?"
"Dunno. Take Persephone with you, she liked your sister."
"Okay." You look back at the flower girl, who nods at you.
"Hitomi-nee."
"...Guess that's fine. Just follow me, Persephone." She heads over and rests her head on your side.
"I'll be around. Call me if you need anything." She yawns and tosses you a set of keys. "Don't worry about the mess, I'll clean up."
"Wait, why did you have two souls?"
"DoubleSoul project. I dunno about it, they just did this to me one day. Ask the old guy about it, he's a nerd."
"Saturn."
"Yeah...anyways. Sleep time." She lies down on the floor and promptly goes to sleep.
"Weird. Oh, well. Samui, what you got?"
She stabs her katana into the ground and sharp pillars of ice rise up around her. She slashes in one direction and piercing icicles rise up from the ground following her swing.
"Something cool."
"Nice."
"That's the secondary ability. The primary one...allows me to take the essence of people's souls to add to my own power." She places the tip of her blade on Katsumi's katana, turning it into energy and absorbing it.
"Like that. I'll try it out later."
"Okay. Where to next?"
"...Maybe Jupiter next..." Persephone says softly.
"Jupiter's really strong, though. I'd think that we'd go and take on Terra or Saturn if we're just going down the line," you say.
"Is up to mistress. Decision might be troublesome, but is life."
"Quite. I'm willing to follow wherever you go, although I have a few friends that could help our cause."
"Where at?"
"Near Neptune, Mars, and Venus at last check."
"Damn. So what should I do?"
Everyone shrugs at that.
"Well, thanks for your input, guys. And by that I mean fuck you, you're useless."
"I love you too, Hitomi-nee."
"...Fucking smartass."
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a) Next location 1. Mercury 2. Venus 3. Terra 4. Mars 5. Jupiter 6. Saturn 7. Neptune 8. Uranus
b) Gather intel
c) Make your own dickery
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 23, 2011 1:10:03 GMT
3.
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Post by impatience on Feb 23, 2011 1:24:57 GMT
6.
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Post by vegeta on Feb 23, 2011 2:53:06 GMT
I bet Uranus is the toughest mofo out there.
Vote for 6
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Post by impatience on Feb 23, 2011 2:55:13 GMT
I bet Uranus smells.
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Post by Forte on Feb 24, 2011 3:15:15 GMT
You weren't in a good mood.
You had all decided to crash at Pluto's place, as she suggested. Persephone wanted to sleep with you, so you let her. But you then realized that you needed to put a sign on your breasts that said 'Maximum Occupancy' or something. The girl was a boobie-fiend. You couldn't get a wink of sleep with her fondling you all night long. You'd be aroused if you weren't so goddamn tired.
No doubt the work of your sister. When you asked her about it, she said:
"Katsumi-nee let me sleep with her like that."
To which you replied:
"I'll bet she did, after you screwed each other's brains out."
To which she replied:
"She wouldn't let me move, so I didn't get to do any of that."
Son of a bitch.
Also, there was this odd shit going on when she touched you. Or anything and anyone else. Or stood in a room.
Fucking flowers and sunshine everywhere.
You woke up this morning, and went to the bathroom. You feel something in your hair. You reach for it.
Flowers. Okay, what?
"Good morning, mistress. Is good day for battle."
"...You look like a fucking fruit." Komrade was sprouting flowers all over himself. And his fur had this odd sheen to it, which irritated your eyes. And your tits, since he was still in them.
"Is back to days of old motherland."
"You stuck flowers all over yourself in the old days?"
"Local children would use me as puppet in outdoor play. Was fun, also got peanut butter treats."
"Whatever, I know who's responsible for this. Persephone!"
"Hitomi-nee, what is it?"
"Goddamn, turn it off!" She was shining like a giant lightbulb.
"I don't know how..."
"Fuck! Samui!"
"Yeah?"
"..." You could figure out that Persephone had taken a liking to Samui's...features as well. Flowers everywhere.
"They smell nice," she says casually.
"...Let's just get out of here."
Yeah. Worst idea you had ever come up with. People flocked around you because of Persephone's ability to part the clouds above her and create sunshine and flowers and glaze hams with a touch.
"Thank you! I've been looking to get this ham glazed!" a random woman says.
"Persephone."
"Yes, Hitomi-nee?"
"Stop touching things."
"Okay, Hitomi-nee." She clings onto you, and flowers start growing in your hair. Again.
"...I hate you so fucking much."
"I love you too, onee-chan."
You walk out to an open field...open field?
"Hitomi, I think we took a wrong turn."
"No, this is the spot. I'm sure of it."
"There's nothing here, though."
"Uranus is an asshole, but he's a crafty motherfucker. Look up."
Everyone does so, and you see the bottom of something massive. A mansion. Uranus' mansion.
"Is floating in sky."
"How do we get up there?"
"Eh, maybe I could help." A lazy-looking black man walks up behind your group, his white hair shaggy and covering up the left side of his face. He's dressed like a Cloud shinobi and has a sword shaped like a cleaver on his back. He has two tattoos on his shoulders, 'lightning' on the left and 'water' on the right.
"Darui. Glad to see you around," Samui says. "So, you say that you could get us up there?"
"Yeah...dunno, that guy was kind of dull, just laughing at me as his house went up into the sky."
"Yeah, he tends to be a dick," you say. "Call me Hitomi."
"Darui, as you already know. Who's this little one?" He says, holding a hand towards Persephone.
"I suggest you don't do that..."
Flowers start appearing in his hair.
"...Unless you want to look like a homosexual. I won't judge."
"I think it's kind of cute," he says with a smile.
"My name's Persephone. It's nice to meet you, Darui-san."
"Darui-san?" you say incredulously. "Oh, you're a real kiss-ass, you know that, right?"
"Maybe."
"Whatever. Anyways, I want to knock that fucker out of the sky, but...I guess we could accommodate him before we castrate his ass."
"Why castration?" Darui asks.
"Long story."
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a) Have Darui help you up to the mansion.
b) Bring it down from the sky somehow. You had your ways.
c) Make your own party crashing.
1. Story time
2. Kick ass, then story time after beating your enemy into submission and forcing them to listen
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 24, 2011 3:30:39 GMT
A.
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Post by vegeta on Feb 24, 2011 3:43:11 GMT
A2 - We'll castrate him, AND THEN force him to listen to our story.
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 24, 2011 3:59:28 GMT
oh yeah, 2
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Post by Forte on Feb 24, 2011 4:11:14 GMT
"Help me up there, though. Then I'll tell you the story."
"Sounds alright. Okay, stand back." Darui forms seals and creates a platform of water, which he easily stands on. You try to do the same, but your foot goes through it.
"Hey, some of us aren't shinobi."
"Oh...wonder how this'll work."
"Allow me." Samui slashes at the water and turns it into solid ice.
"Much better," you say.
"Thanks. Gotta know how to play it cool."
"You got a new ability or something?" Darui asks her.
"Something like that. I'll explain it to you later."
You all ride the ice platform upwards, and Darui shoots out another bridge of water as you get level with the mansion. Samui freezes it, and you all run across to the front steps. You signal for everyone to stop as you ring the doorbell.
A cute maid answers. "Hello. How may I help you?"
"Is Uranus in?"
"He is."
"I've come to cut off his balls and take his soul."
"One moment please."
"Okay."
She closes the door and leaves you to listen to some shitty free jazz as you wait. She opens the door a few minutes later and ushers everyone in.
"You'll just have to get past this first floor." She points towards a large group of shinobi, and some guys with jet boosters on their backs. You almost wondered what those were for, but you really didn't care much anyways.
"Okay, thanks. Oh, yeah. Got something for you."
"What is it?"
You punch her in the face and immediately send her rolling across the floor.
"Christmas came early, bitch."
"Why'd you punch her in the face?" Darui asks.
"Because I wanted to. And because I fucking hate free jazz. Anyways, let's just do this thing."
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a) Leading in 1. Hitomi 2. Samui 3. Darui 4. Komrade 5. Persephone
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 24, 2011 4:26:46 GMT
3. Laser circus GG
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Post by vegeta on Feb 24, 2011 4:44:59 GMT
Clown's vote
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Post by Forte on Feb 24, 2011 6:43:13 GMT
"Go for it, Darui."
"Alright...might be a little dull, though." He makes several seals and then clasps his hands together, a bright light surrounding them.
"Ranton: Laser Circus!"
Several beams of light explode outwards from his hands, piercing through most of the shinobi in an instant, like the fodder that they were. You signal everyone else to follow up. Samui slashes forward and creates a wave of ice to run through several more enemies, and Komrade jumps out of his usual place before firing a barrage of fireballs.
The jet pack guys start to move around, rushing at you all and swooping in from above, firing blasts of wind. You manage to deflect some of them before jumping up and spinning right through one of the guys in a torrent of blue flame.
Another one goes after Persephone, but you see one of the larger flowers in her hair light up and then shoot off a huge blast of black energy. There's nothing left of the dude after that. Damn.
She just stands there, though...looking around innocently.
Darui nails some more fodder with a huge water dragon, while Samui creates a Lightning Clone and casually slashes through anyone in her way. You have Komrade jump on top of your head as you into a spin, and he shoots out flames as he does so. You twirl into the remaining shinobi, a whirling, flaming hurricane of death.
You stop to see three figures before you; one is a beautiful red-headed girl who looks quite sheltered and naive...hm. Maybe a good target for some mind games. The other has long, dark hair and is wearing a silk dress that cuts off at her knees. She floats gently in the air, moving around with a mischievous look on her face. The third one looks a bit melancholy, her black dress also made of silk.
"Welcome! What might bring you here?" The red-head speaks up first.
"..." You can see that she wasn't very used to this sort of thing. Poor, sad girl.
"Apparently we've come to...um..." Darui stumbles.
"Castrate your master and take his soul," Samui says plainly.
"Yeah...something like that." He winces at hearing that.
"W-what? You can't do that! That's terrible, terrible!"
"Fuck you, and fuck him too. If you don't wanna die, get out of our way," you say.
"Don't worry! We'll take care of these losers! My name's Ariel!" the girl in the white dress says, wind flowing around her.
"I am Umbriel..." the sad-looking girl in the black dress says, her hands lighting up with electricity.
"And...I-I'm Miranda...you're so terrible! Why would you-"
"Shut the fuck up, already."
"Uu...so mean..."
You sigh. You're getting sick of this bitch already.
"Let's play! It's time to get messy, hyahyahyahya!" Ariel places one hand forward, ready to fire off an attack.
"Only ones messed up are gonna be you..." You place your third kunai in your teeth. Time to get started.
--- Match numbers to letters for who you want to attack, etc.
a) Attack Miranda
b) Attack Ariel
c) Attack Umbriel
1. Hitomi 2. Persephone 3. Darui 4. Samui 5. Komrade
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Post by someclown911 on Feb 24, 2011 6:47:15 GMT
A24 B15 C3
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Post by impatience on Feb 24, 2011 11:56:50 GMT
I'm confused. One vote for Terra, 2 for Saturn... Why are we going after Uranus?
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