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Post by dragonfantasy on Mar 14, 2011 23:49:32 GMT
B, someclown is always right.
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Post by giga on Mar 15, 2011 21:21:59 GMT
You grab your Molotov cocktail with your left hand and wave it around.
"Doesn't this look tasty?" you tempt.
The bear roars and swipes the cocktail out of your hand, throwing it across the room and shattering the glass bottle on the stone floor.
"Oh come on-"
You see a giant paw heading toward your face, and your skull shatters like that Molotov cocktail.
CONTINUE?
A. Yes B. No
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Post by someclown911 on Mar 15, 2011 21:30:02 GMT
B. You only did that to prove dragon wrong
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Post by giga on Mar 15, 2011 22:56:43 GMT
It was a death option from the get-go, clown.
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Post by someclown911 on Mar 15, 2011 23:06:00 GMT
Yeah, okay. This is my impersonation of myself believing you. "I believe you, dude."
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Post by overtninja on Mar 15, 2011 23:08:03 GMT
To be honest a flaming molotov cocktail doesn't look all that tasty. A.
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Post by mrdrman on Mar 16, 2011 2:06:06 GMT
A.
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Post by Forte on Mar 16, 2011 6:00:30 GMT
To be honest a flaming molotov cocktail doesn't look all that tasty. A. It's a spicy meatball
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Post by impatience on Mar 16, 2011 12:25:57 GMT
Fire IS a bear's weakness, but only if the bear can see the fire... So yeah, B was an obvious deathtrap (C probably too, I mean, it'd die, what with the being on fire and all, but so would we, most likely)
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Post by dragonfantasy on Mar 16, 2011 19:14:33 GMT
B, I am still thinking someclown is always right.
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Post by giga on Mar 16, 2011 22:53:09 GMT
A and B tie.
"I don't think I'd like to continue," you tell the Grim Reaper.
"What? Why?" he asks incredulously.
"Some inner clown of mine is saying that last choice was rigged. I don't play rigged games," you explain.
"You tried to feed an animal toxic liquids. And glass. Would you drink toxic liquids and eat glass?" he asks.
"No..." you admit.
"You were training, so I wasn't counting this choice," he encourages, pushing you into a black abyss.
You make a dash for the wall behind you. The sounds of a frantic yet lumbering chase echo in the room as you assume the bear wildly charges at you.Grabbing the hanging torch's handle you immediately dig your feet into the ground, giving you leverage as you make a powerful swing to your backside.
CRACK!
Your attack occurred just in time, with the bear within mere feet of devouring you. In slow motion you see the burning torch connect with the bear's jaw, sending shockwaves through the bones in his skull. A contorted face of pain marks the bear's expression as it receives the weapon's blow. Scorch marks litter its jaw from where flames lashed at its flesh.
The slow motion ends, and you're brought back to reality when the bear roars in response, as if to assert its dominance in your love-hate relationship. He loves to eat you, you hate being eaten.
A. Continue aiming at its head, hoping something gives out in its thick skull. B. Try to get the bear to eat your Molotov cocktail, and light its contents inside the bear's mouth. C. Throw your unlit Molotov cocktail at the bear, let the flames bask on its hide when you light it with your torch. D. Yeah, it's time to run now.
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Post by overtninja on Mar 16, 2011 23:42:39 GMT
A
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Post by dragonfantasy on Mar 16, 2011 23:56:31 GMT
Where could we run if we chose D?
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Post by someclown911 on Mar 17, 2011 0:35:45 GMT
I wouldnt eat that shit either... unless someone threw it into my mouth. Then I'd have less of a choice
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Post by giga on Mar 17, 2011 18:17:32 GMT
Where could we run if we chose D? Good point. And the bear runs faster than you.
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Post by someclown911 on Mar 17, 2011 18:52:27 GMT
Oh shit, I forgot to vote last night. I'm gonna stick with my gut here. B.
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Post by Yushinoki on Mar 17, 2011 19:06:38 GMT
B
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Post by giga on Mar 17, 2011 19:16:53 GMT
B wins it, updating.
"You tried it again?" the Grim Reaper yells.
"I tried to force him to eat it, but for some reason the bear wouldn't open its mouth!" you exclaim.
"Do you open your mouth when people try to shove crap in?" he says.
"No..." you admit.
"I appreciate the lulz, but try not to vote for B again," he says while pushing you into a black abyss.
You make a dash for the wall behind you. The sounds of a frantic yet lumbering chase echo in the room as you assume the bear wildly charges at you.Grabbing the hanging torch's handle you immediately dig your feet into the ground, giving you leverage as you make a powerful swing to your backside.
CRACK!
Your attack occurred just in time, with the bear within mere feet of devouring you. In slow motion you see the burning torch connect with the bear's jaw, sending shockwaves through the bones in his skull. A contorted face of pain marks the bear's expression as it receives the weapon's blow. Scorch marks litter its jaw from where flames lashed at its flesh.
The slow motion ends, and you're brought back to reality when the bear roars in response, as if to assert its dominance in your love-hate relationship. He loves to eat you, you hate being eaten.
A. Continue aiming at its head, hoping something gives out in its thick skull. B. This isn't working. Drink some of the Molotov cocktail yourself, to act as peer-pressure on the bear. Light the contents once it's inside his mouth. C. Throw your unlit Molotov cocktail at the bear, let the flames bask on its hide when you light it with your torch. D. Yeah, it's time to run now.
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Post by dragonfantasy on Mar 17, 2011 19:25:01 GMT
Hmm, I wonder how many more times we will see this "Grim Reaper"? Voting A, we need to get this over with.
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Post by someclown911 on Mar 17, 2011 19:41:39 GMT
E. Chakra control
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Post by dragonfantasy on Mar 17, 2011 19:45:57 GMT
Wait, change my vote to E: Chakra Control. I still believe someclown is always right.
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Post by someclown911 on Mar 17, 2011 19:48:28 GMT
Also, ITT: Grim Reaper overestimates animals.
"Do you open your mouth when people try to shove crap in?"
"No, but I do roar and bite a lot, because apparently I am a fucking bear, or at least I assume I am because you keep asking me fucking questions like I'm a fucking bear! No, I wouldn't fall for that either, but hey, guess what?"
"...what?"
"I'M NOT A FUCKING BEAR!"
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Post by overtninja on Mar 17, 2011 20:11:08 GMT
A. Clown let it go. You act like bears eat anything they see. The option was try to get the bear to eat it not shove the cocktail down it's throat.
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Post by someclown911 on Mar 17, 2011 20:48:49 GMT
Apparently the option was "ask Shadow for his opinion", although I think I would remember choosing that.
Voting A for real
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Post by lolkpop on Mar 18, 2011 15:59:04 GMT
A CYOA with Fallout elements? Awesome.
Voting A
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